Knitty Gritty, Part 2

As I’ve said before, this is nobody’s idea of a knitting blog, especially since I am barely a knitter myself, but there is only so long I can accumulate these woolen horrors before I share them with all of you. I know many of you were badly shaken by the previous collection, especially by this, so I will try to be a little more in line with your delicate sensibilities. At least this time around! Many of you have kindly shared your own found knitted tragedies, so I thank you very much as I post the following.

This one starts out seeming like a relatively rational use of yarn and time if you like to wrap your scarf around your bust and severely constrain the range of motion for both arms:

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Then she turns around and SURPRISE! The scarf or, dare I say, capelet, is actually growing out of her shoulder blades.

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Too tame for you? Just wait, there’s more:

I bet this gal is sorry it’s 70 degrees out and she has to put her woolen shoulder skirt away.

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And yes, I can appreciate that there is some seriously talented knitting involved there.

Would you say the same for this one? Or would you just agree that it looks a lot like the feral cat that frequents our yard if I were to put a strap on it and hang it over my shoulder?

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My, she sure has a sunny outlook, doesn’t she?

And I think we can be sure she is bringing home the bacon.

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And sometimes, folks, the jokes just write themselves.
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But, dear readers, I have saved the best for last.

I’m already “casting” about for your next installment, which might include a few completely irony-free vintage numbers like the one on this hapless fellow below.

Proof indeed that a picture is worth a 1,000 words.
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5 Responses to “Knitty Gritty, Part 2”

  1. Molly Says:

    Oooh! Do you think the cropped blue number would be appropriate for work? =)

  2. Anna Says:

    Only on the boss!
    🙂

  3. Mike Says:

    Ok…when i first saw that disaster at the end, I couldn’t help and think, is that the former captain of Brilliant?

  4. Anna Says:

    No, no, you have that wrong, Mike. 🙂
    Those are from the publicity stills for the NEW captain of Brilliant.

  5. The Knitty Gritty: Part Three « Hank & Willie Says:

    […] out an example here.) Those posts remind me of some Anna did in the early days of her blog, titled The Knitty Gritty. So for this guest post, I decided to take a stab at some of the worst of the worst knitting out […]

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