Scene: This morning, in the living room
Will: Mom! Look! (pointing at the gorgeous, lean, leggy, skivvies-clad model in a body lotion ad on the back of a magazine)
Will: It’s you! It’s your picture!
Me: Why, yes it is, you sweet boy, would you like chocolate chip cookies and a milkshake for breakfast?
(Okay, the last part may or may not have happened, but the rest is all true, I swear. Love that boy!)