Okay, after I made this, I realized it just might be the WORST home movie EVER, far worse than this one that I made just a few weeks ago. My god, would it kill me to read a book or take a class on how to do this or something? The horrible, weird fade-in/fade-out thing completely obscures the photos and is giving me a migraine. The quality overall is like I shot this from deep in the blue lagoon, and JUST WAIT til you hear the overlapping soundtracks on the video clips. ALSO, if I never hear Anchors Aweigh! again it will be TOO SOON.
Overall, at two minutes and 46 seconds, it is about two minutes and 42 seconds too long. (I do like the title page which runs for four seconds.)
But the thing is, I’m posting it anyway because I spent TIME on it, time I could have used to lovingly craft a witty little blog entry maybe about the funny thing Will said last night, or the DRAMA of getting locked out of my house for hours today, and now you are left with neither fish nor fowl, as they say—a crappy movie and no real blog entry.
Watch at your own peril. The only thing I can say in it’s defense? All the (please someone tell me HOW TO TURN THAT ZOOM FEATURE OFF!) closeups where the camera zooms into people’s butts? At least I personally KNOW those people. I can’t necessarily say the same for you, and YET STILL YOU WATCH.